Hi, I'm Nomie! I live the Florida man way. I'm a cyborg, and I can do shots
in my feeding tube. I believe nothing is impossible. That's why I made this website
to convince people to elect me as president in 2024. A lot of people say I'm
too young, but I say presidents are too old!
I've accomplished many great things, such as starting a charity to help tweakers
get the drugs they so desperately need and starting an
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dysfunction (ED) therapies.
Reasons to sub to my onlyfans....
I mean, elect me president.
- I have boobs
- I built a bartender
- My jokes are funny
- I have the cure to erectile dysfunction
- I have a t-rex on my ass
- I promise to spend your money on the things that
matter. MORE PANTIES!!!
- Sexy burruto pics.
Things to never say to me
- "Am I too old for you?" You sound like a fucking creep
- "Ever do anything sexual with your feeding tube?" What the hell is
wrong with you
- "I'm so sorry you have a tube/battery" We do jokes not sorrys here
- "I won't tell anyone if you just do this thing once for me" You sound
like you a predator
- "You should let me come over I promise I won't hurt you" I think jeffery
dahmer said this to a victim
- "I'll pay you to have sex with me" I'm not a prostitute but if I was
you couldn't afford me